Well we're coming upon another weekend. I want to take this moment to wish you all a safe & enjoyable one. Drive your Pantera if you can. Share your passion for your car with a stranger if the opportunity arises.
For your enjoyment, I submit this story about Dave.....
Dave was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting.
On his first hunting trip he spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Dave felt a tap on his shoulder, and upon turning around he found a big black bear.
The black bear snarled angrily "That was my cousin, and you have two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have sex."
After a moment of reflection upon his predicament, Dave decided on the latter.
Dave was sore for 2 weeks, but soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another hunting trip whereupon he found the black bear and shot it. Dave felt another tap on his shoulder. Looking behind, he found a huge Kodiak bear standing behind him which snarled, "That was a huge mistake Dave, baby. That was my cousin. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again Dave thought it was better to cooperate.
It took Dave several months to recover this time. After recovery he headed back to the woods for sweet revenge. Dave managed to track down the Kodiak bear and shoot it. While standing victoriously over his catch, there was yet another tap on Dave's shoulder. He turned around to find a giant Grizzly standing behind him.
The Grizzly bear snarled, "Admit it Dave, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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