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George PGeorge PAdmin.
Les,

The instructions found in "Help" are very general generic instructions for any forum using the Live Cloud software.

ALL DeTomaso Internet Community members have the same permissions, all members can upload image files. Even bass guitar players. Smiler You don't have to request special permission to do this.

You can directly upload pictures as long as the image file is a 200K or less JPEG or GIF file.

To do this, click reply or click on the edit icon. Just below the text field, there is a link that says "Add Attachment?" You click on that link to upload image files.

You can also paste URLs into the body of your post, if the pictures are loaded onto an image hosting website like Photobucket.


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57545754If you're not kickin' up dust, you're collectin' it!
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Even bass guitar players. Smiler


It's true!

Johnny comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mommy, I learned the alphabet today! The rest of the class messed up around F, but I made it all the way through!" Johnny's mom say's "Very good son, that's because you're a bass player."
Johnny comes home the next day and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, I counted to a hundred today! Everyone else couldn't get past 60, but I made it all the way to 100!" And his mom say's, "Excellent. That's because you're a bass player."
The next day, Johnny comes home and say's, "Mommy, the teacher measured everyone's height in class today, and I was taller than everyone. Is that because I'm a bass player?" His mom shakes her head and say's, "No, honey, that's because you're twenty-six."

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with the band?
A: A bass player.


Q. What's the difference between a bass and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.

Q: Why does the bassist leave his case on the dashboard?
A: So he can park in the handicapped spot.

Q: What did the bassist get on his SAT test?
A. Drool.

Q. What did the bass player say on his first job?
A. Would you like fries with that?

Q. What do you throw to a drowning bass player?
A. His amp.

Sorry, George opened the door for that Razzer
G guitarmanMember
OK.....OK.... Smiler All information greatly appreciated. First : Yes I am logged in and tried to add jpg and got notice that I needed admistrative permission to upload. So I'll try it again with Georges system and see what happens.
By the way ........I've been a GUITAR player for over 40 years (played bass for 3 years before that) so all the "Bass player" jokes are funny but don't apply ( anymore!!!! dead horse
stay tuned for further updates ! ! ! ! ! !

PS: What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend??
==== HOMELESS ! party

OK guys...found the problem ...file size too big (not the first time Big Grin. How do I shrink them to fit the 200KB requirement?? I have no clue how to do this .....I am just a Guitar player. . . . . .
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57545754If you're not kickin' up dust, you're collectin' it!
quote:
played bass for 3 years before that


Once a bass player, always a bass player

To make up for the 'jokes' here are a couple of videos from some bass masters...

Victor Wooton - all good, but don't miss 2:25 onward

Tal Wilkenfeld - it takes chops to be Jeff Beck's bassist!

Then of course there are guys like Jeff Berlin, Jeff Schmidt, Geddy Lee (& With some great guitar from Alex Lifeson), Yoshihiro Naruse, Herbie Flowers, Stanley Clarke etc. none of whom I'd throw an amp at Wink


But, most importantly, how are your attempts to post a picture going?

If it's under 200K, just press the 'Add Attachment' button, if you want to post a number of pictures, load them on Flikr or Photobucket etc. and post links by hitting the 'URL' tab at the top of the screen.
javajavaMember
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Originally posted by #5754:
quote:
Even bass guitar players. Smiler


It's true!

Johnny comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mommy, I learned the alphabet today! The rest of the class messed up around F, but I made it all the way through!" Johnny's mom say's "Very good son, that's because you're a bass player."
Johnny comes home the next day and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, I counted to a hundred today! Everyone else couldn't get past 60, but I made it all the way to 100!" And his mom say's, "Excellent. That's because you're a bass player."
The next day, Johnny comes home and say's, "Mommy, the teacher measured everyone's height in class today, and I was taller than everyone. Is that because I'm a bass player?" His mom shakes her head and say's, "No, honey, that's because you're twenty-six."

Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with the band?
A: A bass player.


Q. What's the difference between a bass and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.

Q: Why does the bassist leave his case on the dashboard?
A: So he can park in the handicapped spot.

Q: What did the bassist get on his SAT test?
A. Drool.

Q. What did the bass player say on his first job?
A. Would you like fries with that?

Q. What do you throw to a drowning bass player?
A. His amp.

Sorry, George opened the door for that Razzer


Thanks for making my day.
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