So you think that there aren't Gremlins at large huh?
I go to start the car and the battery could use some help. I hook up the charger turn it on fires up. All is well you think? Not so fast.
The car is running, starting to idle up so I get out to go disconnect the charger. OK, done.
Now I'm climbing back in and of course the car stalls, it doesn't like to wake up early.
OK, shut it off (I hate these european starter switches), then turn it back on. Nothing. So I say to myself, nothing? OK, lets quick fix before I climb out again. No lights, no radio, no courtesy lights, like I said nothing.
Can't fool with this now. I leave it and come back today. I figured I cooked something big time, Let's look at it in desending order.
I read the battery voltage off of the battery terminals, 12.1v. No great, but not bad. OK, lets look further, got voltage at the fuse box, full battery voltage. Hum problem not here. Still no courtesy lights, running lights, horn, etc.
WTF. Stick in the key, nada, nada F'n thing.
Ok, lets hit the battery with a little juice, hook up the charger, open the drivers door, courtesy lights are back, hum you say?
Stick in the key, car fires and starts.
OK, who's messin with me?
get out to kill the charger, ok, voltage is good at the battery, get in, no charge showing on the ampmeter, ok, fully charged.
Car is idling 1,100-1,200, check the tach, 3,500rpm. WTF? Exactly!
Start randomly checking accessories, electric fuel pump is huming, check the fuel pressure 2psi. What? Should be 8 at that point.
Screw this, shut off car.
Now who ever sent thier little Gremlins here just to mess around, this isn't funny. Please call them back.
DT, were you and the aliens hanging with Elvis and think this is funny?
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