Heard this one today, thought it was pretty funny.
Mrs Smith gets a call from the lab where her 76 year husbands blood test were sent for testing.
The lap tech tells Mrs Smith, we have some bad news and possibly some even worse news. You see, the day your husbands test arrived, it got mixed up with another Mr Smiths test. One test was positive for aids and the other test was positive for altimers, but we just don't know which one belongs to your husband.
Mrs Smith is just beside herself and asks the lab why can't her husband just be tested again.
The lab tech explains to Mrs Smith that Medicare will only pay for one test a year. However, Medicare did have a suggestion that might answer the question of which test belongs to her husband.
So Mrs Smith willing to do what ever it took to find out ask the tech what did they recommend.
The lab tach tell Mrs Smith that Medicare suggested that she drive Mr. Smith down town and drop him off.... and if he finds his way back home, don't sleep with him....
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