An employee shared this joke with me, enjoy
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One morning fresh from her shower, my wife stood in front of the
mirror complaining to me that her breasts are too small. Normally
I would reassure her it isn't so, but that morning I decided to offer
a little advice.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." I said.
I was amazed when she fetched a piece of toilet paper and began rubbing
it between her breasts as she stood in front of the mirror. "How long
will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.
She stopped rubbing, turned to me and asked quite seriously "Do you really
think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will
make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat I replied "It has worked for your butt, hasn't it?"
The doctor says I'll be getting out of traction next week, although I will
probably continue to take my meals through a straw.
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-G
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