I want to live my next life backwards

4nford"Live wrong and Perspire"

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have
no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like
conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.

Just a thought, I rest my case.

2/9/072:25 PM

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lmguyMember

Pretty cool!

You forgot something though...

Somewhere between "Then you get kicked out for being too healthy." and "Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension." should be "Your grand kids give you a Pantera!!!"

2/10/077:22 AM

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