The first man married a girl from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes, and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house, dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a girl from Poland. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better by the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes washed, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married an English girl from Manchester, he ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry done, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything,and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich, and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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