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Investment tips for 2008

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally...

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

4/24/086:56 PM

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lastpushbuttonMember

Wait.. you forgot my wifes law firm.. Lynch and Burhnam. There has to be more?? I saw and ad for Sofa King.. Their prices are Sofa King low! Thanks Dennis..

FYRBRTHN (Guest)

And the Law firm Whee Cheatum & Howe

markcharltonOld enough to know better and still young enough not to care. My '71 Pantera

My Law firm is Bigger, Smarter & Meaner. I deal with Miss Dee Meaner.

4/25/0810:17 AM

garth66"When speed is the only thing that counts"

quote:
I saw and ad for Sofa King.. Their prices are Sofa King low!

HILARIOUS!!!

Astephens (Guest)

quote:
Originally posted by FYRBRTHN:
And the Law firm Whee Cheatum & Howe

Not to be confused with Dewey, Cheatum & Howe.

lastpushbuttonMember

quote:
Originally posted by Art Stephens:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by FYRBRTHN:
And the Law firm Whee Cheatum & Howe

Sounds like your bottom end builder ..

LOL

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