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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of
Washington . Nothing is moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse
Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100
million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with
gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car,
taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
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"About a gallon."

5/27/0711:35 AM

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An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began, "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off to go hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.

As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver drinking at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature but out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'BANG, BANG'.

Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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