The circus arrives in town, at the last minute
the lion tamer is taken ill.
The Ringmaster tells the clown he will have to stand in for the lion tamer.
Its a piece of cake don't worry you've seen this show a thousand times, just crack the whip and look brave.
But what if one of them starts coming towards me
and is looking really mean, and ignores the whip?
Just reach behind you and throw some Sh1t at him and run.
How do you know there will be sh1t behind me!!!!
Joke 2
The lions eat the Clown, one growls to the other
........does this taste funny to you Leo?
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