Little Johnny's at it again.......
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying,
'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few
seconds, Little Johnny stood up.. The teacher said, 'Do you think
you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
standing there all by yourself!'
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make
myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the
cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny..
'Giving up?'
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and
44?' Little Johnny quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon
Network!'
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin
board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters
pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a
wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very
badly to capture him. Little Johnny asked, " Why didn't you
keep him when you took his picture ? "
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched
as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and
down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes,
Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied,
'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are
healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried,
said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'
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