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R 1Rocketship (Guest)
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Pantera Doug has gone too far this time.
Band that New York'er.

HERE!, HERE!!...I second the motion for a Permanent Banning Of "Pantera Doug"...PLUS I believe castration is also in order!!!..."WE" DON'T NEED any MORE of "HIS KIND" around!!!!...Self Defecating SOB!!!...

With Pantera Doug having literally 1 ingrown toenail ALREADY out the door, can I fill in as the new advocate/shill for Pantera Electronics?!...

Though UNLIKE "Doug", I DON't work cheaper than a child slave laborer in a New York Garment District Chinese sweat shop!!!.


I'm also EAGERLY awaiting...Mikael
Pantera+Longchamp
Author of Tuning Made Easy, available at amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/Tuning-M...l-Hass/dp/8771144625

...input on the recently proposed & sorely needed calling for Pantera Doug's "Perma-Ban".

Will Mikael in a final gesture of "Good Will" send Doug off with an personal inscribed copy of Mikael's "Tuning Made Easy" book??!! or will a much needed "Solid Kick in the Pants" suffice..."Stay Tuned"!!!...get it?!..."Stay Tuned"...Mark
panteradougpanteradougMember
Well first off on castration it's too late. There are two of them and one has already spread.

They can't wait to inherit my cars and terrorize everyone with them.


Second. I already bought his book. I was the one who bought it in 2014 so he knows who I am.

The problem is believe it or not, the thing caught fire. I didn't have a fire extinguisher and I had just polished down a six pack of Buds so I needed to put out the fire and all I had were the used Buds.

Think of it this way, I recycled the beer? Good for the environment right? Smiler

Oh, and it was my "good friend" Jon Haas who started this post?


You all heard the Buddy Hacket story about "good friends" right?
R 1Rocketship (Guest)
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Originally posted by PanteraDoug:
Well first off on castration it's too late. There are two of them and one has already spread.

They can't wait to inherit my cars and terrorize everyone with them.


Second. I already bought his book. I was the one who bought it in 2014 so he knows who I am.

The problem is believe it or not, the thing caught fire. I didn't have a fire extinguisher and I had just polished down a six pack of Buds so I needed to put out the fire and all I had were the used Buds.

Think of it this way, I recycled the beer? Good for the environment right? Smiler




You all heard the Buddy Hacket story about "good friends" right?


Ahhhhh...The power of self imposed naivety!...you calling Jon Haas a "Friend" is akin to Micheal Corleone calling Fredo a "brother"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv00uh1XsHs
R 1Rocketship (Guest)
Hummmmmmmmm...First we had Doug with "self-defecating"...when Doug meant "self-deprecating"...now we have Mike with "mind-bottling"..instead of mind-boggling"...which leads to the question that needs to be asked ... is Mike the Snake the "Love Child" of Pantera Doug???!!...Mark
panteradougpanteradougMember
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Originally posted by 1Rocketship:
Hummmmmmmmm...First we had Doug with "self-defecating"...when Doug meant "self-deprecating"...now we have Mike with "mind-bottling"..instead of mind-boggling"...which leads to the question that needs to be asked ... is Mike the Snake the "Love Child" of Pantera Doug???!!...Mark


Could be but all my kinds...kids, can install a distributor? They do have the tendency of changing their oil a lot but spill it all over my driveway AND curiously enough one of them has three oil pans laying here that he doesn't know where they go to?

Mike. Were you ever in the Canadian Maratimes?

Was your mother a tall blond who was a featured model in the Sports Illustrated Annullar display? (Maybe I'm thinking of annullar discharge like in a carburetor?)


Hey Mark? Maybe I meant self-depreciating? Hummmm? Eeker
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panteradougpanteradougMember
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Originally posted by 1Rocketship:
I think Doug's choice of company, might be more of a "Lola" type of girl(?), though Doug CAN'T figure out Why..."She walks like a women but talks like a MAN!!!...Mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVXmMMSo47s



As Ray Davies sang, "she nearly broke my ribs". No folks. "She" ain't my kinda girl. "Not no way, not no how".

The Kinks always did find unique perspectives. "Low budget" always gives me great laughs, then makes me sad...because it sounds like me too? Eeker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3xi9lCmj-0

I think this needs more, harder bass? What'da'ya thinks?
R 1Rocketship (Guest)
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Originally posted by Rocky:
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I think this needs more, harder bass? What'da'ya thinks?



You know what I think............


More Cowbell!


PS> In this forum, you don't have to write those two paragraph disclaimers that you now add to every post! Big Grin
Doug needing to seemingly add disclaimers to literally EVERY "1" of his posts, is because Doug doesn't want to be "Misunderstood"...Mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR7h-4yvd-o
panteradougpanteradougMember
quote:
Originally posted by 1Rocketship:
quote:
Originally posted by Rocky:
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I think this needs more, harder bass? What'da'ya thinks?



You know what I think............


More Cowbell!


PS> In this forum, you don't have to write those two paragraph disclaimers that you now add to every post! Big Grin
Doug needing to seemingly add disclaimers to literally EVERY "1" of his posts, is because Doug doesn't want to be "Misunderstood"...Mark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR7h-4yvd-o


In disclaiming Rocky, I just want to clarify my position. Logically to some people if I state that "if you set yourself on fire, you will get burned"is an "ism" from the "old" days, as in you need to be born before electricity was discovered, is an unscientific statement and just my opinion.

So there being so many here who have no idea what a Pantera is, just wound up owning one because it came along with the property, such as the tractor, the cotton picker, the irrigation pumps etc, and actually thought it was some kind of a pickup truck because the hay bales fit so well across the back of the deck lid, that it helps if I point out to some that the spark plug heat ranges are only a few clicks either way from stock which actually could be researched and looked up "scientifically" from spark plug application charts?

Some individuals here feel that there is a real danger in someone taking the spark plugs out of the chain saw and attempting to install those in the engine and they need to interject that into the discussion? OK. I suppose that is scientifically accurate?

Furthermore, it really must piss them off endlessly that anyone here may actually have been alive at the same time that MM was or actually listen to recorded music from that era by choice, not modern techno geek and pisses them off even worse that someone still does? Huh? Maybe they should see someone about that?

Makes me wonder why they would even be interested in a vehicle that was manufactured as a '70s anything in being 20 years before they were even born?

Doesn't explain in the least either why they would be so seriously interested in owning a replica of "General Lee", the Dukes of Hazard car, or a NYC Checker taxi cab with a Hemi in it. or an LAPD retired black and white (with a functional siren and flashing lights)?

Kind of reminds me of Hans speach where he says John McClain is another, let's shorten it and say "dillusional American"? Accent and all.

Incidentally. RR chicken sucks and his sequined shirts AND scarf were cool? I liked Trigger too. Go figure? Wink

Arthur Treacher's "Fish & Chips" were "spot on" though?

Oh well? So sorry Rocky if I "disclaim" too much now.

Just goes to prove at heart I am just SO selfdisclaiming? Big Grin
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rockyrockyMember
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Speaking of "Light"...I'm reminded of a verse from Ecclesiastes 2:13

"Then I saw that there is more gain in wisdom than in folly, as there is more gain in light than in darkness."

Also this passage from Thessalonians 351:C

"Lest not be tempted nor confused by the devil's derived temptation to label a Jesel rocker by any other name given then it's birthright"...Mark


"Don't believe everything you see quoted on the internet. Sometimes it's not true"

- Abraham Lincoln*

* Note: Abe was never "Penny Wise and Pound Foolish" => (when he visited England.....)
R 1Rocketship (Guest)
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Originally posted by Rocky:
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Speaking of "Light"...I'm reminded of a verse from Ecclesiastes 2:13

"Then I saw that there is more gain in wisdom than in folly, as there is more gain in light than in darkness."

Also this passage from Thessalonians 351:C

"Lest not be tempted nor confused by the devil's derived temptation to label a Jesel rocker by any other name given then it's birthright"...Mark


"Don't believe everything you see quoted on the internet. Sometimes it's not true"

- Abraham Lincoln*

* Note: Abe was never "Penny Wise and Pound Foolish" => (when he visited England.....)
Sorry Rocky, but corrections are in order to maintain the razor-like sharpness & surgical precision that is the foundation & hallmark of participating on the highly coveted & prestigious "Doug's Forum".

Firstly "Everybody Knows" that Al Gore invented the Internet!!!

Everybody Knows...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lin-a2lTelg

Secondly Abe Lincoln NEVER visited England as Abe was afraid of FLYING!!!

GHEEEEEEEEEEESH!!!...there is more ill-conceived fabrication posted by Rocky, than a room full of 5 year olds playing with Legos!!!...Mark

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