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LoL
Reminds me of a scene from Blazing Saddles.
Reminds me of a scene from Blazing Saddles.
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick
up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised
Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. .
I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Folks, we're screwed.
up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised
Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. .
I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Folks, we're screwed.
PanTTera,
Damn, now that's funny -- I needed that, I almost called that same hotline........
Mark
Damn, now that's funny -- I needed that, I almost called that same hotline........
Mark
Hot line is on my speed dial.............