Pantera Joke

There’s this Penguin driving a Pantera down the street when suddenly a ton of smoke comes boiling out from under the rear deck lid,,,,,, *&%$%$&%*…………..


So the Penguin takes his smoking DeTomaso to the local Pantera vendor. The Pantera mechanic tells the Penguin that it will take about an hour to diagnose the troubles


So the Penguin decides to hit the local ice cream shop down the street, he asks the ice cream man to give him a nice big scoop of vanilla ice cream


Since the Penguin does not have any hands he is unable to use the spoon provided, so he just dips his beak into the ice cream to eat it


After the nice big scoop of ice cream the Penguin makes his way back the local Pantera shop, he asks the Pantera mechanic, what is wrong with my Pantera?



The mechanic tells him it looks like you have blown a seal
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The Penguin reply’s,,,,,, No its vanilla ice cream, I swear !