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A WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door. ... Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

And loves to send me fishing and drinking. This

Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.

The end.

3/21/0910:56 PM

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