A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the
beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk
of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple" The
local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a
trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far
when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked
down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my
wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the
horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver
from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that? Are you crazy!?" She looked at ME, and
quietly said, "That's once."
And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after.
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