St.Patrick's day

Dressed in green:
http://www.poca.com/index.php/...ery/?g2_itemId=17674

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Dressed in green

OK Jan, why didn't you introduce yourself?

John

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Originally posted by jb1490:

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Dressed in green

OK Jan, why didn't you introduce yourself?

John

Ha ha, was that you John? We chatted a little, I did mention I was the dude with the three modified machines, but then as usual I got into photos and other dudes flocked to you about your fabulous car...worse than married men gloating at a topless bar!

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Ha ha, was that you John?

Yeah, that was me. I think that I kind of remember you, but there was so much interest in my car and so many questions that I lost track. I've never had that much interaction at any of the other car shows that I have taken my car to (~25 shows in the last 9 months).

John

Gotta have a few Irish jokes for St. Pat's Day.







An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.

A cop pulls him over. 'So,' says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?'

'Why, I've been to the pub of course,' slurs the drunk.

'Well,' says the cop, 'it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening.'

'I did all right,' the drunk says with a smile.

'Did you know,' says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, 'that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?'

' Oh, thank heavens,' sighs the drunk. ' For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.'

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Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. 'Brenda, may I come in?' he asks. 'I've somethin' to tell ya.'

'Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?'

'That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda.' There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery...'

'Oh, no!' cries Brenda. 'Please don't tell me.'

'I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry.

Finally, she looked up at Tim. 'How did it happen, Tim?'

' It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned.'

'Oh, No! But you must tell me truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?'

'Well, Brenda... no. In fact, he got out three times to go to the bathroom!'

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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, 'So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?'
She says, 'Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.'
The priest says , 'Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?'
She says, 'That he did, Father.'
The priest says, 'What did he ask, Mary? '
She says, he said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'

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AND THE BEST FOR LAST

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church,
enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his
attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, 'ain't no use knockin,
there's no paper on this side either!!!'