Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:
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> The 1st kind of sex is called Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you
> first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the
face.
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> The 2nd kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with
> your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex
> anywhere, even in the kitchen.
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> The 3rd kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with
> your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually
> have sex only in your bedroom.
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> The 4th kind of sex is called Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with
> your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway
you
> both say "screw you."
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> The 5th kind of sex is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
in
> the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
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> The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your
> wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of
everyone.
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> And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called Social
Security
> Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.
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