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I heard this one today and thought you would like to share..............

An american working in London was on a night out with some of his english friends.

He was asked what he thought the fundamental difference was between the people in the USA and the English.

After much deliberation he said the best way to describe it was this.....

In America, if your neighbour bought himself a Rolls Royce, he would also like to own one sometime.

But if an Englishmans neighbour bought himself a rolls Royce, he would hope the bloke would die as painfully as possible in a fiery inferno................

Spot on is that one
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You want a joke, a joke.
Maybe some know it.

US guys developed the thinnest wire in the world. But they could not measure it hence it was so thin.

Sent it to Japan, to thin to measure.
Sent it to Australia, same result.

Finally they sent it to UK. Uk reply was "we did not know what to do with this wire, so we drilled a hole in it an added a female thread.

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