(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to
watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine."
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing."
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing")
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you; do not question or faint. Just say
"you're welcome." (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, UNLESS she
says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.
DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever!")
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "SCREW YOU!"
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this
is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing
herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the
woman's response refer to #3.
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