> Proof That The World Is Nuts
>
>
> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
> animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
> punishable by death.
>
> (Like THAT makes sense.)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
> is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He
> may only see their reflection in a mirror.
>
> (Do they look different reversed?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also
> applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
covered
> with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>
>
> (A brick?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
>
>
> (Much worse than "going blind!")
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside
>
> And deflower young virgins, who pay
>
> Them for the privilege of having sex
>
> For the first time
>
> Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
marry.
>
>
> (Let's just think for a minute; is there
>
> Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
> adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
>
>
>
> The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
> manner desired.
>
>
> (Ah! Justice!)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
> tropical fish stores.
>
>
> (But of course!)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the
> first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the
> act.
>
>
> (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
>
> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
> woman and her daughter at the same time.
>
>
> (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
> law?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
> one
> exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
> "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
> premises."
>
>
> (Is this a great country or what?
>
>
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses
>
> 150 calories an hour.
>
>
> (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>
>
> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
> weight and
>
> Always falls over on its right side
> When intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of???)
>
>
> (Did the government pay
>
> For this research??)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
>
> (Ah, geez.)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
>
> (I know some people like that.)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> Starfish don't have brains.
>
>
> (I know some people like that, too.)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
>
> And, the best for last?
>
> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>
>
> (And I thought I had bad
>
> Breath in the morning!)
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