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> Proof That The World Is Nuts
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> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
> animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
> punishable by death.
>
> (Like THAT makes sense.)
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> In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
> is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
He

> may only see their reflection in a mirror.
>
> (Do they look different reversed?)
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> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also

> applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be
covered

> with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
>
>
> (A brick?)
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> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
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> (Much worse than "going blind!")
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> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside
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> And deflower young virgins, who pay
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> Them for the privilege of having sex
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> For the first time
>
> Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
marry.
>
>
> (Let's just think for a minute; is there
>
> Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
> adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
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>
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> The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
> manner desired.
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>
> (Ah! Justice!)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
> tropical fish stores.
>
>
> (But of course!)
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> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the

> first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the

> act.
>
>
> (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
> woman and her daughter at the same time.
>
>
> (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
> law?)
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> In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
> one
> exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
> "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
> premises."
>
>
> (Is this a great country or what?
>
>
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses
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> 150 calories an hour.
>
>
> (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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>
> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
> weight and
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> Always falls over on its right side
> When intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of???)
>
>
> (Did the government pay
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> For this research??)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
>
>
> (Ah, geez.)
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> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>
>
> (I know some people like that.)
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> Starfish don't have brains.
>
>
> (I know some people like that, too.)
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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> And, the best for last?
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> Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>
>
> (And I thought I had bad
>
> Breath in the morning!)
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