Why Italians sell more cars than . . .other countries.

Taking the swine to market. Truck load of ugly.

Fiat's got the right idea!

Michael

Aren't those Korean gals mail order brides headed for Tennessee?

George

No we marry our sisters here. Saves having to look for someone else. Must be headed for that filbert califonia as close as I can reckon. Lot of hard up guys out there.

You guys are killing me,,, Thats funny shit

Marry your sisters, eh? Heck, I reckon that's not much different than what my kinfolk in Oklahoma do. They go to family reunions looking for dates. If they ain't lucky at the family reunion, they just mosey on back to the farm and see what the sheep are a doin'.

You might want to think 'bout comin' on over to Filbert one of these day DeTom, got dirt bikes in the den, the Pantera has the garage all to itself. No HONEY DOs! Frig full of Heinekin, Baileys & Schnapps in the pantry. I spend the money where & when I want to. I have been asked by various ladies when they are going to get a ride in my Pantera. The hot tub was full of girls in their late teens & twenties all summer long. Some of them wanted rides too.

George

It still ain't right George. Look what that causes. Bad sales people...thats why the Italian women lift the leg, instead of squat

rolling on the floor!

laughing out loud!

tears in eyes!

too much Bill

Dang George I really do want to come out and visit you. How far is that fillmore from LA?? I might be able to finagle a business trip out there next year, but most likely it would be to LA or maybe diamond bar. How far away are you from there???

DeTom,

Filbert is located 20 miles inland from the coastal city of Ventura, north west of Los Angeles.

Filbert is about 60 miles from downtown LA or LAX, 100 miles from Diamond Bar. Just follow the line of hard up guys, they're all headed for Filbert.

Would love the visit. The door's always open, I'll leave the light on for ya.

George

If Fiat machanic's looked like that, that would give new meaning to Fix It Again Tony....

If you divorce your sister are you still related?

Thanks George. I know where that is. I had done some work at that Pointe Gorde base before. We drove up to venturi when we were there. Funny thing about LA is you drive a hundred miles just to get across town.
We don't do the divorce thing here so we wouldn't know about that. We just do the murder thing to tie up loose ends when we break up.

Please clarify, if you get divorced . . . is she still your sister?


meow.

quote:

Originally posted by DeTom:
No we marry our sisters here. Saves having to look for someone else. Must be headed for that filbert califonia as close as I can reckon. Lot of hard up guys out there.

Perhaps the question should be, if you take her life, must you still attend the funeral?

DeTom, inquiring minds want to know!

George

Well heck yeah you attend her funeral. Relatives attend funerals and you can pop the question to your next bride right then and there. Heck you can kill two birds with one stone and have the preacher marry you right then and there.

Very convenient DeTom.

How nice for the women folk, marrying within the family, they don't have to change the last name on their driver's license.

Of course, it would make it hard for sis' to decide if she should wear a black dress dress to the fueneral, if she suspects you might pop the question. Silly me, sis' don't own no dress, I guess she could just wear her best pair of levis, and borrow some shoes from one of the ladies in town.

George

Dresses is usually made outa burlap bags. They is brown. All occasion wear.

Nice thing 'bout dem burlap dresses, you can always borree it to put the "catch of the day" in when you goes a 'coon huntin' or a fishin'.

lol...............