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If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of pay checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
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What makes this funny is that it is the truth.... When I was 16-18 I thought I knew everything. Then at 25, I figured I could learn everything, at age 30 I realized that I could hire or get a professinal in the feild of study. at 40 I realized I did not have to be an employee, that I could do my own thing. At 48 today, I realize that nothing I do will change the world in any way. I don't know what is next, but for now, I'm just going to concern myself with things "I" have control over. Me and my Family.. Oh Oh! I can't control them.. just Me then.
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