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Ok, while we're on the subject:

A blonde is riding a horse galloping furiously. Slowly she begins to lose her seating and begins tipping over to one side. She eventually slips off the saddle and falls to the ground. Her foot gets caught in the stirrup and her head begins to pound on the ground. Just as she's about to lose consiousness . . . the Walmart manager comes out of the store and pulls out the plug.
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Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"

They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.
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Originally posted by 4NFORD:
Speaking of blondes, how do you like my new avatar??? Is this too risque? I may be edited!
Dennis, I think your new avitar is fitting...I mean this is Breast Cancer awareness month, and what better way to be aware than a self examination!! Smiler
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