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Forgive me if you heard this one a thousand times: dead horse

Two American men meet in a bar near the border to Canada and talks. They talk about many things, and get to the topic of Canada. First guy says: "Damn Canadians, they're all hookers or hockey players!". The other guy says: "My wife is Canadian..." First guy: "Oh, what team does she play for?"
Mickael, You missed the forts part;

A new clerk is hired to work in a grocery store. Just as he is placing lettuce in the rack a large bald man with arms covered in tatoos comes over to him and says: 'I'd like to buy half a head of lettuce. The clerk promptly replies: 'We only sell them whole'. To which the customer replies: 'Well I only want half, get your supervisor I am a customer and the customer is king'. So the clerk takes the lettuce and goes to the back office, sees the Store Manager and tells him that this dummy in the produce section wants to buy half a head of lettuce. All of sudden the clerk realises the customer had followed him, so he continues on: 'and this customer would like to buy the other half.

The manager agrees to the sale, then pulls the clerk aside and tells him, that he has talent as a salesperson and offers him a job in a northern Canadian town ( ie Cochrane). The which the clerk replies hey only hookers and hockey players live up-there.....


thus the tie to Tim Horton, probable the most infamous canadian pantera owner. Smiler

Denis
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