Idle thoughts

> Idle thoughts of a person whose mind wanders...
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> I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to
feed
> it.
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> I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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> I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
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> Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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> All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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> If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
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> What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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> They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.
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> Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he
grows
> up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
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> Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
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> Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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> One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
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> A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
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> My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
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> I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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> The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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> How can there be self-help "groups?”
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> If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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> Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground and I'll show you a
man
> who can't get his pants off.
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> Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?