George W dies and finds himself at the Gates of Hades.
Satan himself greets him. “Well George,” he says, “We’re actually full up at the moment – but you’ve been such an ignorant b4$tard I’ve just got to find a space for you. Come with me, and we’ll see who’s place you can take. - But as you will be taking on someone else’s purgatory, I’ll let you have a choice of three."
They walk into a room to find Maggie Thatcher having seven shades kicked out of her by a large group of miners; for eternity.
“That really looks like it hurts!” says George. “I’ll try the next one”.
The next room has Richard Nixon repeated diving into a pool of water while blindly searching for an unknown object – every time returning empty handed.
“No,” says George, “I don’t swim too well, and that water looks real cold”.
So, the move on to the 3rd room, and find Bill Clinton lying on his back, naked, being orally pleasured by Monica Lewinsky – for eternity.
“Well,” says George, rubbing his hands, if it’s got to be for ever, I don’t suppose this one will be quite so bad. I’ll go for it!”
“Very well”, says Satan with a grin.
“Monica, you’re free to go……”
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