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Nice for a Sunday, or any day of the week. More?
Gee, that must be the censored version. Normally the shirts are off and lying on the floor.
Mark
Mark
quote:Originally posted by Mark Charlton:
Gee, that must be the censored version. Normally the shirts are off and lying on the floor.
Mark
Then how would we know they're Canadian? (Not that it would matter!)
Michael
Clearly Larry has spent time in Canada and is aware of what is a closely-held national secret: we brand all our women when they turn 18. 
OK, we don't actually brand ALL of them, just the ones...
Mark
OK, we don't actually brand ALL of them, just the ones...
Mark
I really need to login more often....
Forgive me if you heard this one a thousand times: 
Two American men meet in a bar near the border to Canada and talks. They talk about many things, and get to the topic of Canada. First guy says: "Damn Canadians, they're all hookers or hockey players!". The other guy says: "My wife is Canadian..." First guy: "Oh, what team does she play for?"
Two American men meet in a bar near the border to Canada and talks. They talk about many things, and get to the topic of Canada. First guy says: "Damn Canadians, they're all hookers or hockey players!". The other guy says: "My wife is Canadian..." First guy: "Oh, what team does she play for?"
deniscCaretaker of 8MA1244 '70 Euro Mangusta DRIVE THEM, THEY WERE MEANT TO BE DRIVEN, IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT ONE, BUY A POSTER!
Mickael, You missed the forts part;
A new clerk is hired to work in a grocery store. Just as he is placing lettuce in the rack a large bald man with arms covered in tatoos comes over to him and says: 'I'd like to buy half a head of lettuce. The clerk promptly replies: 'We only sell them whole'. To which the customer replies: 'Well I only want half, get your supervisor I am a customer and the customer is king'. So the clerk takes the lettuce and goes to the back office, sees the Store Manager and tells him that this dummy in the produce section wants to buy half a head of lettuce. All of sudden the clerk realises the customer had followed him, so he continues on: 'and this customer would like to buy the other half.
The manager agrees to the sale, then pulls the clerk aside and tells him, that he has talent as a salesperson and offers him a job in a northern Canadian town ( ie Cochrane). The which the clerk replies hey only hookers and hockey players live up-there.....
thus the tie to Tim Horton, probable the most infamous canadian pantera owner.
Denis
A new clerk is hired to work in a grocery store. Just as he is placing lettuce in the rack a large bald man with arms covered in tatoos comes over to him and says: 'I'd like to buy half a head of lettuce. The clerk promptly replies: 'We only sell them whole'. To which the customer replies: 'Well I only want half, get your supervisor I am a customer and the customer is king'. So the clerk takes the lettuce and goes to the back office, sees the Store Manager and tells him that this dummy in the produce section wants to buy half a head of lettuce. All of sudden the clerk realises the customer had followed him, so he continues on: 'and this customer would like to buy the other half.
The manager agrees to the sale, then pulls the clerk aside and tells him, that he has talent as a salesperson and offers him a job in a northern Canadian town ( ie Cochrane). The which the clerk replies hey only hookers and hockey players live up-there.....
thus the tie to Tim Horton, probable the most infamous canadian pantera owner.
Denis
I am Canadian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&playnext=1&index=93
Quebec Version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...jFTE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...&playnext=1&index=93
Quebec Version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...jFTE&feature=related
Anyone who has played hockey knows this move.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL01SReeOqE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL01SReeOqE
Works well off the ice too!