Everybody have a great weekend!
For your entertainment, I submit the following:
IRISH BOY IN CONFESSION
Timmy entered the confessional and sat down. “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.”
The priest replied “Is that you, little Timmy O'Donnel?”
“Yes, Father, it is.” Replied Timmy
The priest continued “And who was the woman you were with?”
“I can't be tellin' you, Father. Don't want to ruin her reputation.” was Timmy’s answer.
The priest continued his questioning “Well, Timmy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Patricia Kelly?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Sheila O'Brien?”
“I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Kathleen Morgan?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Fiona Grogan, then?”
“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.” pleaded Timmy while remaining steadfast in his conviction.
The priest sighed in frustration. “You're a steadfast lad, Timmy O'Donnel, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now.”
Timmy walked back to his pew. His friend Sean slid over and whispered, “What'd you get?”
Timmy replied “Three months' vacation and five good leads.”
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