It's friday afternoon, the weekend is upon us. Everybody have a safe and relaxing weekend. Drive your Pantera if you can.
For your entertainment, I submit the following:
A guy walked into a bar with an octopus. He sat the octopus down on a stool and told everyone in the bar that his octopus could play any instrument in the world. Everyone in the bar broke out in laughter ... so the man said he would wager $50 with anyone who thought they had an instrument that the octopus couldn't play.
A patron walked up with a guitar and sat it beside the octopus. The octopus played the guitar better than B.B. King. So the patron payed his $50.
Another patron presented a trumpet. The octopus played the trumpet better than Louis Armstrong. So the patron payed his $50.
An Irishman walked up with bagpipes and sat it beside the octopus. The octopus fumbled with it for a minute and set it down with a confused look.
"Ha!", said the Irishman, "can't play it can ya?" The octopus looked up at the Irishman and replied "Play it? I'm going to have my way with it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
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