My customer wants a slogan for his pumping service. I saw on a truck once " Caution this truck is hauling political promise's" You guys can think of a better one?
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I remember the garbage trucks in Kingston, where I lived long ago had the following on the side:
"Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double your Garbage Cheerfully Refunded"
I don't think they got many complaints...
Mark
"Satisfaction Guaranteed or Double your Garbage Cheerfully Refunded"
I don't think they got many complaints...
Mark
"A dirty job done well."
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
"Our Business Stinks"
"Our Business Sucks"
"Yesterdays' Meals on Wheels"
Is his name Cliff? Then, "After the first whiff, call Cliff."
"You dump it. We pump it."
"A good flush beats a full house."
"We do Pump 'N Right!"
"We'll take crap from anybody."
"Satisfaction guaranteed or your merchandise cheerfully returned."
"Your poop is our bread and butter!"
"Your brown is our green."
"We take crap with a smile."
"Turdminator"
"Dookie Monster"
"Stay Back - We ain't haulin' Milk"
"Too much brown, call Crown." if the company is called Crown Septic Service.
Some from Google, a couple are my own. Enjoy!
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
"Our Business Stinks"
"Our Business Sucks"
"Yesterdays' Meals on Wheels"
Is his name Cliff? Then, "After the first whiff, call Cliff."
"You dump it. We pump it."
"A good flush beats a full house."
"We do Pump 'N Right!"
"We'll take crap from anybody."
"Satisfaction guaranteed or your merchandise cheerfully returned."
"Your poop is our bread and butter!"
"Your brown is our green."
"We take crap with a smile."
"Turdminator"
"Dookie Monster"
"Stay Back - We ain't haulin' Milk"
"Too much brown, call Crown." if the company is called Crown Septic Service.
Some from Google, a couple are my own. Enjoy!
This is an old time slogan for the job and actually the correct term.
Honey Dipper - A person who collects household sewage.
Ron
Honey Dipper - A person who collects household sewage.
Ron
On the jobsite when the blue pagoda gets nasty we're always happy to see the honey wagon arrive.
quote:On the jobsite when the blue pagoda gets nasty we're always happy to see the honey wagon arrive.
Yeah, and get as far upwind as possible.
John
Remember we are in the Bible belt here and my customer says he's a family bussines. Their last name is WELLS and that is on the truck too. I'm not sure If we should cross the line between water wells and septic pumping..... BUT there is some similarity?