One day a married gentleman is looking to buy his wife a present. He happens into a Victoria's Secret store. He cannot believe the prices..they run from $250 up to $500 for these sexy nighties. He also notices that the more they cost the sheerer they become.
He thinks about it and says ah what the heck..I will get her the sheerest nighty they have, and of course it has to be red.
He gets home and hands his wife the beautifully wrapped present. She is beside herself and gets into opening the present. She see's what it is and just thanks the husband, he tells her that she is so special that he decided that at $500 she was well worth it!
The wife goes up stairs and is looking at the barely visible clothing and just decides that she will just go out to her husband naked and not wear the sexy nighty and take it back to the store in the morning and pocket the $500!!!!!
So the wife goes out to the landing on the stairs and strikes her sexiest pose for her husband and she calls to him in her most sultry voice.
He looks up at her in that seductive pose and says " Shoot for $500 you think they could have at least ironed that thing!"
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