The Best Unforgettable Quotes

@garth66 posted:

“I taught you everything you know. But I didn't teach you everything I know.”

...That's what My 'Irish-Scottish' Fiddle, Instructor, Micheal Mullen of 'Tempest', Said to Me! He also said, "You'll Get There!" As He Demonstrated How a Scottish Tune is Correctly Played.

...a Driver is asking for Directions of a Pedestrian on the Sidewalk, who Happens to be a Musician. "How do You Get to 'Carnegie Hall'?" "Practice, Practice, Practice!!"

There were times, I would Practice 10 Hours in a Day...After 30 Years, I'am about 'Two Clicks' Up, From Lousy! LOL. But, a Room Full, Can Dance To Me, All Night long!

I Like to Play the Slow Tunes, that Make Women Cry...In a Good Way.

MJ

"...'They' won't Allow My Pantera into Heaven! So I'am Driving it Straight To HELL!!"

And Back!

In a Disagreement.

"...YOU Havn't Heard The 'Funny Part'!!

"There will Be Nothing More Asked Of the Vietnam Veteran...They've Paid Their Dues!"  President Ronald Reagen

"...Ya' Know, there Ain't No Forget'n"

"It Ain't NO Joke!"

"They've Been Calling It...'Drain the Swamp'. (I) Call It...'Flush the Toilet'!

"Any Irresponsible Boy, can become a Father. But Only a Real Man, can Be a Dad!"

"It's NOT the Size of the DOG In the Fight! It's the Size of the FIGHT In the Dog!"

F.O.R.D.= "Found On Road Dead"  "First On Race Day" "Fix Or Repair Daily"

...One of My Favorites!!

"A Closed Mind, Is an Empty Mind!" ("a closed mind is a dying mind"-Edna Ferber)

"An Empty Vessel Makes The Most Noise" ("an empty vessel makes the greatest sound"- Plato)

MJ

"Old Soldiers Never Die...They Just Fade Away" General Douglas Macarthur

"I Shall Return" General Macarthur

"I'll Be Back" Uncle Bob (The Terminator)

"A Man's Gotta Know His Limitations"   Dirty Harry

"If You Knock Me Down...You Better Make Damn Sure, I Don't Get Back Up"

"$5.00 a Head? How 'Bout $5.00 an Ear!"   The Outlaw Josey Wales

"...They Drew First Blood"   Rambo

And

"Make Love, Not War"

"Girls say Yes, to Boys who say No"

Remember..."HELL NO, We Won't Go!!"

"There are NO Small PARTS...Only Small ACTORS"

"NO Man is as Blind, as the Man who WON'T See"

"Know Your Song WELL, Before You Start Singing"

"Manners Maketh Man"

"...It's a 'Nun-of Your Business', Kind'a Business!"

"I Show You Up, By Showing Up!!"

"...I Don't get Invited to Too Many Partys???...Son, When I Walk into the Room...I Become The Party!!"

"I Never Followed...I Lead!!"

" 'That' may be So...But, You'll Always Be Ugly!!"

"When the going gets Tough...The Tough Get Going!"

"I Thought You Said...'We Were Done Doing Things The Stupid Way'!?"

"Don't ask me how I did it, I just did, it was hard"?  - x chandler.

Don't ask me what I did, I did it, It's done.    Me

"Amazing what 100 more horses does to this ride!"

- Mangusta

@marlinjack posted:

“If IT looks Like A Dog, Acts Like a Dog and Barks like a Dog...It's A DOG!!"

I thought it was

Duck 🦆

“When you hear hoofbeats behind you, don't expect to see a zebra.”  -  Dr. Theodore Woodward

The biggest problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you are finished.

"GOT NOWHERE TO GO, SO I'M ALREADY THERE"

“When you hear hoofbeats behind you, don't expect to see a zebra.”

-  Dr. Theodore Woodward

I thought that was Occam?

"If you're expecting an Apology...It's Not Coming!". Reacher

@marlinjack posted:

"If you're expecting an Apology...It's Not Coming!"

No apology necessary… Everybody makes a mistake once in a while… Lol

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it just may be a duck. A test devised by the US labour leader Walter Reuther (1907–70) in the McCarthy era (seeMcCarthyism)

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A lie will get around the world before the truth gets it's shoes on