"Blonds 'Have' More Fun! Brunettes 'Are' More Fun!"
A Soldier
My uncle always said “to err is human to really mess up takes a computer”
spinnin ain’t winnin
"A Friend Doesn't Offer a 'Hand-Out', They Give a Hand-Up!"
"...If this Plan goes well, we'll owe ourselves a Celebration...I Might even put a Little Whisky in Your Lemonade!"
'Two Mules for Sister Sarah'
"I Can Take 'It'! Because I can Dish It Out!!" A Drill Sargeant
(It's Backwards On Purpose!)
And...A 'T' Shirt Slogan I Invented:
"I Am NOT A
GENIUS
Even Though You Swear I Am"
(It's for Laughs)
@larryw posted:Is an image ok?
… the road is less traveled…
"Poor Kids are Abusing Drugs! Rich Kids are Experimenting with Them" George Carlin
deniscCaretaker of 8MA1244 '70 Euro Mangusta DRIVE THEM, THEY WERE MEANT TO BE DRIVEN, IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AT ONE, BUY A POSTER!
Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach, administrate.
"Those Who Can, Do. The Best, Are Asked to Teach" President Ronald Reagen
"No Soldier ever Won a War by Dying for His Country! He Won a War by Making The Other Poor Damn Bastard, Die For His Country!"
General George S. Patton
"Tomorrow is the Very First Day, of The Rest of Your Life!"
'Then Came Bronson'
"I will Love You Until The Stars Fall From the Skies"
(I wrote this in a Poem, I sent in a Letter back in 1970. I Pluralized SKY)
"No Retreat! No Surrender!"
"Death to All Traitors!"
...A Toast, "To Absent Friends"
'Reacher'
"You Don't Work...You Don't Eat"
'Then Came Bronson'
Always remember "FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn"
-made up viking wisdom
"...Is THAT, ALL You GOT??"
"Payback is Going to Be a Mother-F'er"
"One of the Hardest Things in the Military, Mentally...Is Being the 'New Guy' "
"IT Don't Mean Noth'in...IT Don't Mean A Thing!"
"I Can Take Whatever You can Dish Out...And a Lot More!!"
"Name, Rank, Serial Number, Date of Birth" Nothing More!
"Flyboys Never let You Down"
'Romancing the Stone'
"We couldn't Save Them All...But, We Saved Some!"
'China Beach'
… don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining…
"Loose Wires, Cause Fires"
"Don't Sweat the Petty Things...Just Pet the Sweaty Things"
'Never Again!"
'Vietnam Veterans'
"I'm Never Coming Back!!"
'When I last visited My First Wife, in Chicago'
"There Are Two Reasons Why a Blacksmith Will Go To Hell! Hammer COLD Steel, and Not Charge Enough!"
When asked where all his money went Frank Sinatra replied “I spent most of it on women and booze and I blew the rest”
"When You're Going Through HELL...Keep Going!"
"Standing By, To Stand By"
...An "Interstellar Interloper"
Mua-Mua
...What Happens "When the Irresistible FORCE, Hits the Immovable OBJECT?"
"Don't Be In The Canyons! When there's Thunder in the Mountains!!"
"Thems That Dies 'll Be the Lucky Ones"
"I May Be a Dumb-Ass...But, My Ass Ain't Dumb!!"
marlinjack: "I will Love You Until The Stars Fall From the Skies"
That was from The Doors "Touch Me."
@judgepaul posted:marlinjack: "I will Love You Until The Stars Fall From the Skies"
That was from The Doors "Touch Me."
...Actually, They Have 'SKY' as a Singular. As I Wrote, (I) Printed SKIES...as Plural!! THAT was My Point!
See:
Yeah!
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, babe
Can't you see that I am not afraid?
What was that promise that you made?
Why won't you tell me what she said?
What was that promise that you made?
Now, I'm gonna love you
'Till the heavens stop the rain
I'm gonna love you
'Till the stars fall from the sky
For you and I
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, babe
Can't you see that I am not afraid?
What was that promise that you made?
Why won't you tell me what she said?
What was that promise that you made?
I'm gonna love you
'Till the heavens stop the rain
I'm gonna love you
'Till the stars fall from the sky
For you and I
I'm gonna love you
'Till the heavens stop the rain
I'm gonna love you
'Till the stars fall from the sky
For you and I
...Final Note! Because there is More than One Sky! There are Multiple SKIES!! And 'It' Is also Proper Grammer as 'Skys' (Must have a Capital S). Although, "Touch Me" is a song by the Doors from their 1969 album The Soft Parade. Written by guitarist Robby Krieger in late 1968, Marlin did Not Plagiarize the Sentence, He Made it Better!
"A Man who never Had a Chance...Never Took a Chance"
"If You Want to Change Your Life, First, You Have to Change Your Attitude!"
Pure genius.
...You're the Man!!
"I'm Bringing 'Sexy' Back!"
"Get Busy Living! Or Get Busy Dying!" 'The Shawshank Redemption'
"Pressure Makes Diamonds"
"don't measure your life by how many breaths you take, but by what Has taken your breath away"
"The Last time I saw a Face Like Yours...It had a Hook in it!"
"...Threaten Carter Again, and I will Put You, Your Friends...Your Entire Family, In The Ground!!" 'A Person of Interest'
"A Bank is Most willing to Loan You Money...As Soon as You Can Prove, You Don't Need It!!"
Roger T.
After a Break-Up..."Leave 'Them' Alone and They'll Come 'Home'...Wagging Their Tails Behind Them!"
One Soldier to Another
"Maggots and Worms got'a Eat, Too"
'The Outlaw Josey Wales'
"Nobody Kicks Americas' Ass! Nobody!!"
….. and Mexico pays for it!
DT
LOL
"I don't Need 'Anger Management'...I just Need People to Stop Pissing Me Off!!"
HWLLLB