A cabbie picks up a fare on Halloween night; a rather attractive, older nun. He finds himself staring at her in his rear view mirror, and is embarrassed when she notices. "Is there something on your mind, sir?" "Well sister, I'm afraid I'd better keep that to myself. I don't want to offend you." Nonplussed, she replied "Son, I've heard and seen just about everything by now. I'm sure I won't be offended by what is on your mind." Gathering his courage, he replied "Well Sister, I've always wanted to be kissed by a nun." The Sister giggled and said she might be able to help if he was single and Catholic. "Oh yes! I am single and Catholic!" Her response surely caught the cabbie by surprise, as she directed him to pull into a dark alley where she planted a kiss that would have made a hooker blush.

Regaining his composure and continuing on their drive, the cabbie started bawling like a little baby. "Oh Sister, I'm going to go to hell. I feel terrible, but I lied to you. I am married, and I am Jewish." To which the nun replied "Well, I wouldn't feel too bad. I'm on my way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."
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