>
> A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices
> that a rather beautiful blonde behind him has just raised
> her hand and smiled hello to him.
>
> He is rather taken aback that such a nice looking woman
> would be waving to him. Although she looks familiar,
> but he can't place where he might know her from, so
> he says "Sorry, do you know me?"
>
> She replies "I think you're the father of one of my
> children."
>
> His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has
> been unfaithful. "Holy shit," he says, "are you that
> stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the
> pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend
> whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber
> up my ass?"
>
> "No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher..."
>
