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I dunno, is it just me?

I'm sitting here with my wife and daughters watching the Victoria's Secret show on CBS. I am scanning the PI Board as the show goes on.

But I'm starting to wonder... would I trade my Pantera for a few hours (or minutes) with all (or some) of those girls?

Am I weird or just a typical guy?
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David, you need to get out more. I'm with Will on this one. Those girls were WAY over-dressed (even accounting for winter).

Just for the record, I wouldn't trade my cat for a few hours of pu... Oh yeah, family board.

Anyway, don't forget that the trade would also include all your other cars, your house, all the money in your bank account and more than half of everything you'd earn until you die (unless you're lucky and she kills you right away...). Wink
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Originally posted by Mark Charlton:
...Anyway, don't forget that the trade would also include all your other cars, your house, all the money in your bank account and more than half of everything you'd earn until you die (unless you're lucky and she kills you right away...). Wink


As Rod Stewart once said, "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like, and just give her a house." And, as Robin Williams said, "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning 'to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet'".

Tom Clancy once opined, correctly, I think, that, "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." They key, therefore, seems to be to rent, not buy.

Perhaps the last word on the matter can be left with, again, Robin Williams, who sums up this thread nicely when he says, "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

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