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Originally posted by LF - TP 2511:
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especially strippers that talk to me at 7-11

Hey, I want one of those 7-11 stores near me!


Here is the trick. Strippers need gas, beer, cigarettes and energy drinks like any girl, right? So, all you have to do is get an energy drink several times a day at a 7-11 near a strip club AND low rent apartment complex. BINGO... strippers.

I had such a 7-11 near my old office. I once had a tweaked stripper RUN into the 7-11 SCREAMING "oh my god, who's Lamborghini is that?" I didn't say anything, but she saw me start to open the door and proceeded to talk to me for five minutes in half sentences about her multiple businesses (she showed me the tan on her boobs when she was lying about owning a tanning salon) and local celebrity friends. She tried REALLY hard to give me her number, you know, in case I wanted to sell my car, because she totally wanted to buy it.

R.
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