Where is George,

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George Pence,
Where are you?, seems as though you have other things on your plate. Don't you know we miss your Friday jokes, your insite, and your overall HAPPY attitude? Whats up buddy? Do I need to open the bar at CASA DE MARCO, and pour a round of BUTTERY NIPPLES? Saturday, the garage is open(so is the bar) 3 extra bedrooms, for those of you who par take in too much fun! Reserve now!
Just checking George,
Your Friend on the PIBB,
Mark 6808

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3/8/069:41 PM

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On behalf of George and LBC here is one for you!

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!'

Dennis

3/8/0610:10 PM

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Originally posted by Mark#6808:
George Pence, Where are you?...we miss your Friday jokes...

Ahhhh Mark. I was indeed negligent of my duties. lol...

If it's any consolation, I was in the company of the fairer gender.

I realize I owe you a joke, so for all of you, I submit the following:

A pair of inebriated men, sitting at a bar, got into an argument about whose dog could whoop the other dog.

The men finally agreed, "Let's get our dogs and meet out back. We'll let them fight and see who the winner is"

Both men showed up behind the bar, one with his snarling dog on a leash, the other toting a battered looking case. The second man opened his case and brought out the ugliest 12 inch long yellow dog you have ever seen.

That yellow dog proceeded to kill every other dog in the alley, and for 3 blocks in each direction.

The first man asked the second, "Where did you get that dog?" the second man replied, "Well, before I cut its tail off and painted it yellow, it was an alligator."

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