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Customers of Home Depot beware!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 2nd, 3rd, 9th, 10th, 16th, 17th, 23rd, 24th, 30th & 31st. Also January 6th, twice yesterday and very likely it will happen again this upcoming weekend.

I recommend you keep your eyes open for these two and don't wash your windshield.
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