Handy conversion table
> 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
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> 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
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> 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
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> 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1
> bananosecond
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> 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billi gram
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> 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knot
fur
> long
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> 7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
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> 8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
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> 9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahertz
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> 10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
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> 11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
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> 12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
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> 13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
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> 14. 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
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> 15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
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> 16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
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> 17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
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> 18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
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> 19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhose
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> 20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
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> 21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
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> 22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
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> 23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
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> 24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
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> 25. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
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> 26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Cornell
University
> Hospital = 1 IV League
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> 27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
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