Well my friends, it's Friday again! everyone have a safe and enjoyable weekend. Come back in one piece. Drive your Pantera if you can.
for your pleasure, I submit the following:
A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey. He ordered a drink and while he sat at the bar, his curious monkey started exploring the barroom. The monkey grabbed some olives off the bar and ate them, then grabbed some sliced limes and ate them too. The monkey continued to explore and helped himself to the pretzels and the peanuts. Next, the monkey jumped off the bar and up onto the pool table, grabbed the cue ball, stuck it in his mouth and swallowed it whole.
The bewildered bartender raised his voice and asked the patron, "Hey pal, did you see what your monkey just did? He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!"
"That doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats everything in sight. I apologize. Add everything he eats or breaks to my tab, I'll make it good."
The patron finished his drink, payed his bill, and left with the monkey.
The following week the patron and monkey arrived at the bar again. The patron ordered a drink and the monkey started exploring the barroom.
The monkey found a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it.
Disgusted by what he had just observed, the bartender asks the patron "Did you see what your monkey did now? He stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!"
"That doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
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