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"...a Soldier returns Home after fighting 4 Years in Europe, during World War II. He is Home and changing into his civilian Clothes. Reaching into one pocket he discovers a Claim Cheque for repairs on a pair of shoes he left at a shoe repair shop, many years ago, just before he was ordered to ship out. He thinks...I wonder if the shop is still there?

It Is! The shop is still Open. Walking in, he Hands the Old Man the Ticket, The Repairman reads it and disappears into the Back Room. After a moment, he Returns...

"They'll be Ready Next Tuesday!"

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...a Man enters a Bar, and sits down on the seat next to a Man sitting alone. He can't help but notice, on the Back of Each seat, there is a Large Number. He asks the Gentleman sitting there, "What's with the Numbers on these Seats??" The Man replies, "Upstairs is a Brothel, and 'they' Spin a Wheel, and if Your Number comes up, they'll call You up there to have Sex!!" "No! Your kidding, Right?" "I Know it's True!...They've called My Wife up there, 3 Times, Already!"

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