...SHE was going 'to put Me in my Place'...But, I found IT All By Myself!
...To Quote a 'Soul-Sister', who grew-up in Oakland, CA, preparing for a Street Fight.
"I DON'T Know Karate...But, I Sure KNOW Karazy!!
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting right next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business at the convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have gathered from personal experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are those?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed... “I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
...A Young Man who worked for a florist, delivering Flowers for customers. Talking with his friend..."I had a delivery of 2 Dozen roses to this Guys' Girlfriend. 24 Beautiful RED Roses. Once At her door, She turned out to be Absolutely 'Drop-Dead' Gorgeous!! She flirted and We 'Hit it Off'!"
"It was Her Boyfriends' plan to send Her 24 Roses...It was My Idea to deliver Them, One at a Time!"
@rocky posted:
We are OLD… no doubt anymore 😳
...A Very Old Holy Priest is down deep in the basement of his Religious Building. He is going through the most Ancient Archives, and has been studying the Holy Texts, that were Translated Thousands of Years ago. Texts of the Rules he has lived by, his ENTIRE Life. He is crying uncontrollably...Hurtful tears running down his Checks, when an Apprentice approaches him, asking what has gone Wrong?? His Only Reply...
"The WORD is Celebrate!!!"
(Not 'Celibate')
That’s a good one!
I used Up All My Sick Days...So I Called In DEAD!
@marlinjack posted:I used Up All My Sick Days...So I Called In DEAD!
For me, that’s the best one yet!
...Oh! You're Just Jealous, because 'the Voices' ONLY Speak to ME!!
@marlinjack posted:...Oh! You're Just Jealous, because 'The Voices' ONLY Talk to ME!!
… WHO SAID THAT… 😱
