Old guy humor

Old guy's walking beside a lake. This frog says to him, "Excuse me!". The old guy looks down and sees the frog. The frog repeats, "Excuse me!", then adds, "Can you do me a favor?".

The old guy can't believe his eyes and ears. A talking frog! The frog says, "You see, I'm not really a frog. I'm a beautiful princess, but I got turned into the frog by an ogre. If you kiss me, I'll turn back into a princess. In return, I'll spend a week with you, and I assure you, it'll be a week you will never forget.".

The old guy picks up the frog, puts her into he shirt pocket and turns around and heads for home.

The frog pokes her head up out of his pocket and asks, "Didn't you hear me??".

The old guy says, "Yeah, I heard you. But at my age, I'd just as soon have a talking frog!".

This young cowboy walks into a saloon and grabs a stool at the bar. Next to him is an old cowboy, hat pulled down low, just sitting and staring at a bowl of chili. The young cowboy orders a beer and starts drinking it. The old guy just stares at that chili.

After several minutes pass like this, the young cowboy asks the old cowboy, "Mister, if you ain't gonna do anything with that chili, mind if I take a crack at it? The old cowboy doesn't speak a word, just slides the bowl sideways.

The young cowboy takes a taste, and it's not bad, so he tears into it. But about halfway through, he discovers a dead mouse in the chili at the bottom. He immediately vomits back into the bowl.

The old cowboy glances sideways at him and says, "That's about how far I got too."...

great jokes!

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Originally posted by MarsRed:..staring at a bowl of chili.....

I guess I shouldn't read during dinner AND by chance I was having chili

An old gent hears a ring at the door. He opens it, and a young blond says, "How would you like some super sex?"

The old Gent says, "I believe I'll have the soup."